03-29-2010, 07:44
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PU - Periodic Table Addition
Pelosium:
A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311. The symbol of Pelosium is PU.
These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
Pelosium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium atom, leading to the formation of isodopes.
This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.
When catalyzed with money, Pelosium activates CNNadnausium, an element that radiates orders-of-magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons as Pelosium.
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03-29-2010, 08:08
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What's the half-life?
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03-29-2010, 08:08
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Pelosium ( PU) is a dangerous element that can cause malignancies. The element cannot be refined given it's density, and should be handled with care. Some of the dangerous effects of PU can be blunted by a new form of tea. The new tea is mostly made of protons and can be very active. Tea seems to be part of the solution to the toxicity of PU.  .
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03-29-2010, 09:05
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PU was unstable enough when mixed with BK or CF, mixed with DC all bets are off the table...
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03-29-2010, 18:13
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What's the half-life?
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Pelosium ( PU) has in indeterminate half-life. When combined with the element Botox, Pelosium (PU) tends to lose elasticity, and freeze the structure (morons, deputy Morons, assistant deputy Morons,) into a semi-glazed, confused state of hypo-condescending attitude.
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03-29-2010, 21:51
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Caution!
Caution: PU is a hazardous material which poses a risk to health, safety, property, and/or the environment. If exposed to Pelosium, it is recommended that you follow hazmat safety guidelines, including, but not limited to:
1. Evacuate the area.
2. Stay upstream, uphill and upwind. Gases from Pelosium are particularly noxious.
3. Seek shelter. Close all vents, air conditioners, windows, as breathing Pelosium may cause permanent brain damage. Most brain-damaged victims are referred to as Democrats, although it is unclear in some cases which came first: Pelosium poisoning or brain-damage.
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03-30-2010, 06:05
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To all that have contributed to this thread, thank you. You have made my week bearable. I wish to inform all of you that I have now stolen it and placed it in a Word document for general circulation among all my friends.
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03-30-2010, 07:37
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I wish to inform all of you that I have now stolen it and placed it in a Word document for general circulation among all my friends. |
I want royalties...
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03-30-2010, 10:44
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Better to owe you than cheat you out.....
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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing it is great on a hamburger but not so great sticking one up your ass.
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