Go Back   Professional Soldiers ® > At Ease > The Comedy Zone

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 03-24-2010, 21:04   #1
GratefulCitizen
Area Commander
 
GratefulCitizen's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Page/Lake Powell, Arizona
Posts: 3,409
Mr. obama's neighborhood

Couldn't resist this one.

(To the Mr. Rogers theme song)

It's a beautiful day for a socialist,
To live off another man's labor.
Health care is mine,
Or you'll be fined.

All your labor will go to the public good,
Money will go where we think it should.
It will be mine.
You shouldn't mind.

I've always wanted to have a nation like the EU.
I've always wanted to be "dear leader" over you.

So, let's do this all the Chicago way.
We'll call the protests "political hay".
Healthcare is mine, (some pockets lined).
We just need your labor.
Stop the shouts, stop the pleas.
We'll just conscript your labor.


(GC original)
__________________
__________________
Waiting for the perfect moment is a fruitless endeavor.
Make a decision, and then make it the right one through your actions.
"Whoever watches the wind will not plant; whoever looks at the clouds will not reap." -Ecclesiastes 11:4 (NIV)
GratefulCitizen is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-24-2010, 21:45   #2
lksteve
Quiet Professional
 
lksteve's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Castle Rock, CO
Posts: 2,531
Quote:
Originally Posted by GratefulCitizen View Post
Couldn't resist this one.

(To the Mr. Rogers theme song)

It's a beautiful day for a socialist,
To live off another man's labor.
Health care is mine,
Or you'll be fined.

All your labor will go to the public good,
Money will go where we think it should.
It will be mine.
You shouldn't mind.

I've always wanted to have a nation like the EU.
I've always wanted to be "dear leader" over you.

So, let's do this all the Chicago way.
We'll call the protests "political hay".
Healthcare is mine, (some pockets lined).
We just need your labor.
Stop the shouts, stop the pleas.
We'll just conscript your labor.


(GC original)
I never let my kids watch Mr. Rogers...I suspect the ex did, though...BTW, don't quit your day job...
__________________
""A man must know his destiny. if he does not recognize it, then he is lost. By this I mean, once, twice, or at the very most, three times, fate will reach out and tap a man on the shoulder. if he has the imagination, he will turn around and fate will point out to him what fork in the road he should take, if he has the guts, he will take it.""- GEN George S. Patton
lksteve is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-24-2010, 21:54   #3
GratefulCitizen
Area Commander
 
GratefulCitizen's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Page/Lake Powell, Arizona
Posts: 3,409
Quote:
Originally Posted by lksteve View Post
I never let my kids watch Mr. Rogers...I suspect the ex did, though...BTW, don't quit your day job...
This is what I do during my day job.
Most of our routes involve plenty of drive time.

An active mind locked in a box of aluminum and glass all day leads to this sort of thing.
__________________
__________________
Waiting for the perfect moment is a fruitless endeavor.
Make a decision, and then make it the right one through your actions.
"Whoever watches the wind will not plant; whoever looks at the clouds will not reap." -Ecclesiastes 11:4 (NIV)
GratefulCitizen is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-25-2010, 10:52   #4
ZonieDiver
Quiet Professional
 
ZonieDiver's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Georgetown, SC
Posts: 4,204
Quote:
An active mind locked in a box of aluminum and glass all day leads to this sort of thing.
Kind of like this????
Attached Images
File Type: jpg Simpsons+Alien1.jpg (23.9 KB, 27 views)
__________________
"I took a different route from most and came into Special Forces..." - Col. Nick Rowe
ZonieDiver is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-25-2010, 11:16   #5
Red Flag 1
Area Commander
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: UK
Posts: 2,952
Greatful,

You're on a roll........or two.

RF 1
Red Flag 1 is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is Off
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump



All times are GMT -6. The time now is 16:51.



Copyright 2004-2022 by Professional Soldiers ®
Site Designed, Maintained, & Hosted by Hilliker Technologies