03-02-2010, 13:55
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Hamas Security Forces Graduation
This photo begs for some satirical captions.
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Palestinian security forces from Hamas demonstrate their skills during a graduation ceremony at a training area in Gaza City, Monday, March 1, 2010.
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I'll start:
Palestinian security forces demonstrate their menacing, but rather ineffective adaptation of the Australian Peel, the Hamas Peel.
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03-02-2010, 16:17
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Yesterday you learned about suicide bombings, today we are going to cover assisted suicide shooting techniques. Everyone roll to your right, take aim and press the trigger to the rear. Take your time as you will only get to practice this once.
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03-02-2010, 16:22
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This photo begs for some satirical captions.
I'll start:
Palestinian security forces demonstrate their menacing, but rather ineffective adaptation of the Australian Peel, the Hamas Peel.
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I just hope it is a live fire event.
How about "a terrorist in every sight picture".
TR
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03-02-2010, 16:42
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I don't see any of those idiots looking down their sights. Which is good training (for them).
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03-02-2010, 17:59
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Originally Posted by SF-TX
Palestinian security forces demonstrate their menacing, but rather ineffective adaptation of the Australian Peel, the Hamas Peel.
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Looks more like the Emma Peel. But, she looked better doing it.
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03-02-2010, 18:09
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Healthcare for Hamas
Quit bein' so hard on them. UNIVERSAL Healthcare should be just that. They're an Army in this Universe, let's just pitch in and get them some health care. OK?
I'll buy the plane tickets for Dr. Kevorkian.
What are you going to do to help a Brother out?
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03-02-2010, 19:16
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Gentlemen, today we are working on the less than 1m range, I know many of you will miss, but try to stay focused, and we can gradutes one student this class. Sit, Stay, rollover, aim, fire...
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03-02-2010, 20:06
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All the time in the world
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Looks more like the Emma Peel. But, she looked better doing it.
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Bob Hope probably did not have Diana Rigg when he invented the word "Grrrrrrrrrrrrrowwll," but he may as well have. 
She and George Lazenby each deserve praise for pairing in one of the top three or four James Bond films. YMMV.
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03-03-2010, 10:28
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On the preparatory command "Stop!" ...
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03-03-2010, 10:46
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Gentlemen, today we are working on the less than 1m range, I know many of you will miss, but try to stay focused, and we can graduate one student this class. Sit, Stay, rollover, aim, fire...
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Originally Posted by The Reaper
"A terrorist in every sight picture".
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03-03-2010, 10:53
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Sometimes, it's good to be at the back of the line...
Gotta love the muzzle awareness these guys have picked up in their "training."
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03-03-2010, 11:37
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ONE..............TWO...................THR........ ..................
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