02-19-2010, 11:53
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Out drinking Again.
A local bar regular had been drinking all night. This particular night the regular drank a little more than usual.
The bartender finally says that the bar is closing. So the regular stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He tries to stand one more time, same result. He figures he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up.
Once outside he stands up and falls flat on his face. So he decides to crawl the 3 blocks to his home and when he arrives at the door, he stands up and falls flat on his face.
He crawls through the door into his bedroom. When he reaches his bed, he tries one more time to stand up. This time he manages to pull himself upright but he quickly falls right into bed and is sound asleep as soon as his head hits the pillow.
He awakens the next morning to his wife standing over him shouting loudly. "So, you've been out drinking again!!" "What makes you say that?" He asks as he puts on an innocent look. "The bar called, you left your wheelchair there again."
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02-19-2010, 12:18
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Originally Posted by NORMAL550GIRL
BAHAHAHAHAA!!! Nice.
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this is better then . . . "Supplies!"
Pul-ease.
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02-19-2010, 12:38
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Good'n Mom!
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02-20-2010, 08:10
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Originally Posted by Red Flag 1
Good'n Mom!
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side with the ladies . . . go ahead . . . pile on . . .
hmmmmm
Saturday morning, after the BCMU's 17th birthday party, (where did they celebrate? you might wonder -- or not -- they went to a drag queen show. (DON'T Look At ME!)
Anyway, 5 or 6 teen girls about to wake up, demanding French Toast . . .
. . . where do we keep the Hasselhof videos? 
"SUPPLIES!"
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02-20-2010, 08:16
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Dozer - Sorry man, going to side with the ladies as well, good one Mom!!
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02-20-2010, 12:36
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Originally Posted by Dozer523
hmmmmm
Saturday morning, after the BCMU's 17th birthday party, (where did they celebrate? you might wonder -- or not -- they went to a drag queen show. (DON'T Look At ME!)
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THE QUESTION, is....did you go with them and did you enjoy yourself?
Dozer, you sure you name is not 'dianne'???? 
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02-20-2010, 13:28
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Sorry Dozer,I'm with the girls on this one,have to leave you out in the cold...... 
Big Teddy 
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02-21-2010, 00:48
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Originally Posted by armymom1228
THE QUESTION, is....did you go with them and did you enjoy yourself?
Dozer, you sure you name is not 'dianne'???? |
I didn't go cuz I was pretty sure they would not be admitted. BCMU plan for getting past the bouncer was to show a borrowed class ring from the class of 2007. "That's your plan? got an alternate?"
Turned out they ended up at a hamburger place. (gosh.)
'Dianne' was my rater in 1989.
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