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Old 02-17-2010, 11:01   #1
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Thoughtful Police..............

The Corpus Christi , Texas Police Department reports finding a man's body in the Nueces River near Labonte Park. The dead man's name will not be released until his family has been notified. The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption.



He was wearing black fishnet stockings , a red garter belt , a pink g-string, a strap-on dildo, purple lipstick and an "Obama for President in 2008" t-shirt.



He also had a cucumber in his rectum.



The police removed the Obama t-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment. In spite of what we sometimes think, the Police do care.

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Old 02-17-2010, 11:46   #2
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I saw that one making the rounds on the web last year - but he was wearing a Saints football jersey.

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Old 02-17-2010, 12:04   #3
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Richard,

I've had a spell put on you for your shameful comments about my Saints.......
Your going to get hit with it when you least expect it!...... Be careful,very careful!

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Old 02-17-2010, 15:01   #4
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Two years ago the dead guy had on a Cowboys jersey - any bets on what he'll be wearing next year - maybe a Redskins jersey again?

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Old 02-17-2010, 15:08   #5
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Veggies have great benefits for the GI tract; but not this way.

Be worried Richard, be very worried! I am starting to believe that Big Teddy has the power


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Old 02-17-2010, 15:44   #6
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