Go Back   Professional Soldiers ® > At Ease > The Comedy Zone
Reload this Page 2010 State of the Union Drinking Game
Register FAQ Calendar

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 01-27-2010, 19:46   #1
BMT (RIP)
Quiet Professional
 
BMT (RIP)'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Red State
Posts: 3,774
2010 State of the Union Drinking Game
Event Instructions
Obama says "let me be clear" Do one shot
Obama says "change isn't easy" Do one shot
Obama says "make no mistake" Do one shot
Obama says "Let me be clear, change isn't easy, make no mistake." He's screwing with you to get you drunk, so five shots
Joe Wilson yells something Do two shots
Obama yells back Finish the bottle
Obama says "jobs" Do one shot, two if you're unemployed
Obama says "health care" Do not drink, you will not be given a replacement liver
Nancy Pelosi claps like a seal Do one shot
Nancy Pelosi becomes a seal STOP DRINKING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
Obama mentions Bo Put beer in your dog's water bowl
Michelle Obama wears a slinky dress Go immediately to the HuffPost Style page for close-ups
Joe Biden nods-off/laughs inappropriately/starts talking before the speech is over Do three shots
Obama uses the term "Congressional leadership" Do two shots carefully as all that laughing will make it difficult to swallow
Obama says he's "fighting for you" Do one shot, two if you believe him
Obama mentions Haiti Text “Haiti” to the number 90999 and donate $10 to the Red Cross


BMT
__________________
Don't mess with old farts...age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill! Bullshit and brilliance only come with age and experience.
BMT (RIP) is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-27-2010, 20:57   #2
NoRoadtrippin
Guerrilla
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Da South
Posts: 294
Oh man that's hilarious. I don't think the fiancee and I would make it very long.
__________________
For Americans war is almost all of the time a nuisance, and military skill is a luxury like Mah-Jongg. But when the issue is brought home to them, war becomes as important, for the necessary period, as business or sport. And it is hard to decide which is likely to be the more ominous for the [terrorists] -- an American decision that this is sport, or that it is business.
-D. W. Brogan, The American Character
NoRoadtrippin is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-28-2010, 13:36   #3
spherojon
Guerrilla
 
spherojon's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Murrieta, Ca
Posts: 316
I blacked 5 minuets into the speech...and woke up this morning wearing the Nobel Peace Prize. Now I need to fill in the blanks.

P.S. "Nancy Pelosi claps like a seal Do one shot" ROFL
__________________
“Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value.”
–Albert Einstein
spherojon is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-29-2010, 21:44   #4
Sdiver
Area Commander
 
Sdiver's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: The Black Hills of SD
Posts: 5,944
I ran out of Booze, half way through his speech.
__________________
Non Sibi Sed Suis
_____________________________________________
It's Good To Be Da King !!!! Just ask NDD !!!!
Sdiver is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-29-2010, 22:10   #5
BoyScout
Guerrilla
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Central Oklahoma
Posts: 202
Just be glad you don't have to drink every time he says "I" or stutters.
BoyScout is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-30-2010, 08:49   #6
rdret1
Quiet Professional
 
rdret1's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Wilson,NC
Posts: 1,506
Should have sent this to the Supreme Court Justices. Might have made them a little less somber, except for some lightly mouthed commentary.
__________________
"Solitude is strength; to depend on the presence of the crowd is weakness. The man who needs a mob to nerve him is much more alone than he imagines."

~ Paul Brunton (1898-1981)



R.D. Winters
rdret1 is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is Off
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump



All times are GMT -6. The time now is 03:40.
Mark Forums Read | View Forum Leaders
Contact Us - Professional Soldiers ® - Archive - Top



Copyright 2004-2022 by Professional Soldiers ®
Site Designed, Maintained, & Hosted by Hilliker Technologies