01-27-2010, 13:07
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NEVER ASSUME THAT MEN UNDERSTAND
A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months.
Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor whenever she touched her there.... They tried it again and sure enough, there was definite movement.
They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little '0ral sex' will do the trick & bring her out of the coma.'
The husband was sceptical, but they assured him that they would close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.
After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The
nurses ran back into the room. 'What happened!?' they cried.
The husband said, 'I'm not sure; maybe she choked.'
NEVER ASSUME THAT MEN UNDERSTAND..
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01-27-2010, 13:26
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That is so frickin funny. I'm sitting in a class with paramedics and nurses and cant wait for the next break...too funny man.
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01-27-2010, 13:40
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Excellent..... Too Funny
Is it that we don't understand, or choose not to???? 
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01-27-2010, 13:52
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Pervert!
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01-27-2010, 14:00
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dozer523
... NEVER ASSUME THAT MEN UNDERSTAND..
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Truth. 
LL
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01-27-2010, 15:09
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Oh Dozer,I'm getting excited just waiting for the girls to tear you a new asshole....  Go get'em afchic,AM,Gypsy,don't let him get away with it!.........  He's terribly insulting to your womanhood.......  LL gave him a pass but don't you do it!!!
Big Teddy 
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01-27-2010, 17:47
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Oh Dozer,I'm getting excited just waiting for the girls to tear you a new asshole.... Go get'em afchic,AM,Gypsy,don't let him get away with it!......... He's terribly insulting to your womanhood....... LL gave him a pass but don't you do it!!!
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Open jealousy now, tsk tsk tsk.
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01-27-2010, 17:57
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: Go get'em afchic,AM,Gypsy,don't let him get away with it!......... |
I thought it was pretty funny actually.
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01-27-2010, 18:08
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Oh Dozer,I'm getting excited just waiting for the girls to tear you a new asshole....
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Teddy, I'm starting to worry about you...
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01-27-2010, 18:56
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I thought that was freakin' hilarious. The mistake I made? Telling it to the wife.
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01-27-2010, 20:04
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I thought it was pretty funny actually. |
Once again, you're my hero. 
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01-27-2010, 22:40
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another female vote
Have to admit I found it funny enough to forward to my brother (an old Cobra pilot). It is one of those anecdotes that sort of stays with you awhile.
still laughing... so thank you Dozer!
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01-27-2010, 22:44
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Oh Dozer,I'm getting excited just waiting for the girls to tear you a new asshole.... Go get'em afchic,AM,Gypsy,don't let him get away with it!.........He's terribly insulting to your womanhood....... Big Teddy |
Teddy I would, but he wouldn't understand.
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01-28-2010, 08:26
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Teddy I would, but he wouldn't understand. |
Fine. Army Mom, consider yourself de-possified.
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01-28-2010, 13:05
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Originally Posted by Dozer523
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But men, don't assume that women assume to understand that we don't understand...The cycle never ends.
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