01-26-2010, 14:50
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NINE WORDS WOMEN USE.................
NINE WORDS WOMEN USE 
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.
* Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true!
Big Teddy 
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01-26-2010, 15:21
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Big Teddy, How true those all are. Thanks for the laugh. 
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01-26-2010, 15:33
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Nice
My wife laid a new one on me this morning, post-disagreement. She said,"what do you think you should do..?" I did not answer, it was a trap.
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01-26-2010, 19:47
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Once upon a time, I learned these lessons when my fiance told me that she didn't care if I went to Bike Week on her birthday. It was fine, nothing was wrong, go ahead, that's okay, whatever.
Boy was she pissed when I took off with my buddies. 
Hey, I invited her if she wanted to go. If she had a problem with it, she should have said so, in plain English. "No" is a good answer I can understand.
TR
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01-27-2010, 07:31
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The Reaper
Once upon a time, I learned these lessons when my fiance told me that she didn't care if I went to Bike Week on her birthday. It was fine, nothing was wrong, go ahead, that's okay, whatever.
Boy was she pissed when I took off with my buddies.
Hey, I invited her if she wanted to go. If she had a problem with it, she should have said so, in plain English. "No" is a good answer I can understand.
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Yeah, right. just said so. . . plain English . . . .answer I can understand. Now that's funny stuff.
I don't think the mentioned fiance transitioned to the current Mrs Reaper.
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01-27-2010, 08:09
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LOL...... Young men take heed..... these are learned with age and experience
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01-27-2010, 19:55
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dozer523
Yeah, right. just said so. . . plain English . . . .answer I can understand. Now that's funny stuff.
I don't think the mentioned fiance transitioned to the current Mrs Reaper.
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Actually, she was assessed and selected.
TR
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"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat." - President Theodore Roosevelt, 1910
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01-27-2010, 20:12
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Quote:
Originally Posted by greenberetTFS
NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
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Hehehehehe, and they say that men catch on slowly... Although, some of us "gals" DO take less than 5 min. to get ready for anything!!!  So there!
Holly-->Proud owner of zero "hair" products, minimal makeup, and a kick-ass pair of tight jeans and kgm boots, ready on-the-fly!
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