01-15-2010, 14:42
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Redneck Special Forces
Peace at Last
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the: "United States Redneck Special Forces" (USRSF)
These mostly Southern boys will be dropped off into Afghanistan and will be given only the following facts about the Taliban and terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit...
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.
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01-15-2010, 14:48
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There is something so believable about it, that it just might work. However, I fear that they will be needed here in the good ol' USA instead.
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01-15-2010, 15:01
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Buck
Peace at Last
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the: "United States Redneck Special Forces" (USRSF)
These mostly Southern boys will be dropped off into Afghanistan and will be given only the following facts about the Taliban and terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit...
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.
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Buck,you really hit it big time......  I've got to give it to you.........  Outstanding...... 
Big Teddy 
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01-15-2010, 15:18
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I believe #5 will be the one that puts them over the edge and there will be a hell of a lot more than 500 volunteering.... 
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01-15-2010, 15:35
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We should sic these ole contry boys on the USMSFR from CA
Wonder if we should alert, and send the United States Redneck Special Forces" (USRSF) to go out and Vet the US MILITARY SPECIAL FORCES RESERVE (USMSFR) from that wanna be California unit, which Reaper uncovered.
That would be hilarious
Buck
P.S. Thanks Teddy, figured you and WD would especially like this one
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01-15-2010, 15:38
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Did ya'll see the skid plates on the bottom of that Basooka?....lol I imagine when in the prone position, he probably moves back 5 feet everytime he fires that thing. That's hilarious
Buck
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01-15-2010, 21:48
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Did ya'll see the skid plates on the bottom of that Basooka?....lol I imagine when in the prone position, he probably moves back 5 feet everytime he fires that thing. That's hilarious
Buck
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IIRC, the weapon in the photo is a 20mm Lahti anti-tank rifle, designed for use in Scandinavia, where the skis come in handy.
TR
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01-16-2010, 11:30
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IIRC, the weapon in the photo is a 20mm Lahti anti-tank rifle, designed for use in Scandinavia, where the skis come in handy.
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That weapon would need pontoons in some places down south or a winch up in the mountains.
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01-16-2010, 18:12
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Someone sent that to me on the morning before it was posted. I figured, "Naw, what the hell, someone else will get it there before the day is out."
Way to go, Buck!
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01-16-2010, 19:09
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Instead of medals
throw in a case of Bud Light or a bottle of Jack Daniels. Yeah, this could work. Been meanin' to put some armor on the truck anyway....... 
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