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Old 12-18-2009, 08:19   #1
Richard
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The Four Stages of Santa Claus

The four stages of Santa Claus:
  • First stage - you believe in Santa Claus
  • Second stage - you don't believe in Santa Claus anymore
  • Third stage - you have become Santa Claus
  • Fourth stage - you look like Santa Claus
FWIW - I'm currently somewhere between Stages 3 and 4 - sliding towards 4.

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all here.

Richard
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Old 12-18-2009, 10:45   #2
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Richard,

Good one. Worst part is, after you reach Stage 4, you gotta keep that hat on all the time. My bald head causes kids to point.

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