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Old 12-04-2009, 13:50   #1
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Tiger tales

- When the police asked Tiger’s wife how many times she hit him she said, “I don’t know exactly, but put me down for a 5.”

- Why did Phil Mickelson call Elin yesterday? To pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.

- What is the penalty for getting it in the wrong hole? Ask Tiger, he knows.

- Tiger drives very well on the fairway but doesn’t fare very well on the driveway.

- It turns out that fixing Tiger’s game and fixing his marriage both require the same thing: better control over his putter...

- Why was Tiger’s wife mad at him? She heard that he played a-round in Australia.

- Given Tiger’s racial heritage can we call this a Black Thai affair?

- Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family. Cheetah.

- Elin Woods has a twin sister named Josephine. Know how to tell them apart? Elin is the one holding the bent 5 iron.



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Old 12-04-2009, 14:38   #2
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Tiger

PSM,

Great stuff on a Friday afternoon. Thank you

Known the difference between an Escalade and a golf ball?

TW can drive the golf ball 300 yards.

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Old 12-04-2009, 14:42   #3
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My favorite sailing chatboard has had a good time with Tiger jokes..

What does Tiger Woods have in common with baby seals? They both get clubbed by Norwegians.

That’s the first time Tiger Woods has failed to drive 300 yards

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree ... he couldn't decide between a wood and an iron. Perhaps Tiger should have used a driver

I find it's a nightmare driving at 2.05am: sometimes you can't see the Woods for the trees.

Tiger's wife went for him after he scored a birdie.

What was the second worst part of Tiger's car accident? The police found the driver in the trunk.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.

What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

Ping just offered Elin Woods an endorsement contract pushing her own set of drivers. They said to named
Elin Woods…”clubs you can beat Tiger with.”

· News travels fast. The Chinese are already making a movie about Tiger Woods’ crash. They are calling it, “Scratching Swede, Lying Tiger,” or how about “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant”?

· What do you buy a Tiger for Christmas?…A new windshield!

· Tiger is now in trouble with his sponsor Gillette because he said that “this was the closest shave I have had yet.”

· Tiger crashed his car because he was in a rush to move on to the second hole.

· Tiger uses clubs to hit golf balls while his wife uses clubs to hit tigers balls.

· Just because you’re the world’s no. 1 golfer, it doesn’t mean you can’t be beaten by your wife

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one


Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par
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Old 12-04-2009, 14:51   #4
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This is sort of a golf story......So, what is par on this hole?

Woods or irons?

RF 1

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Old 12-04-2009, 14:55   #5
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This is sort of a golf story......So, what is par on this hole?

Woods or irons?

RF 1
three, so far . . .
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