Becareful who you challenge

[Sdiver]

A C-130 was lumbering along, on another "trash" run, when an F-16 flashed by. The cocky pilot of the F-16 decided he wanted to show off to the pilot of the C-130.

He gets up on the C-130's freq and says, "Hey, watch this."

He leaps the F-16 forward, snapping it into a tight barrel roll, kicks in the afterburner and starts a steep climb, climbing 2500 feet in a matter of seconds, loops over the top, does a scissor roll, comes back around on the tail of the C-130, and punches it past the C-130 with his afterburner aglow, breaking the sound barrier, and creating a nice sonic boom.

The F-16 pilot gets back on the net and asks, "Whatcha think of that."

The C-130 pilot responds, "That was impressive, but if you really want to see something impressive, watch this."

The C-130 lumbered along at the same speed, course and altitude for 10 minutes, after which the C-130 pilot then asks F-16 pilot, "What you think of that?"

Dumbfounded, the F-16 pilot asks, "What the hell did you do?"

The C-130 pilot responded, "I stood up, stretched my legs, walked to the back of the plane, took a leak, then got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon roll."