01-29-2004, 20:05
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Flight
A pompous Conventional West Point Army officer was seated next to a Special Forces NCO on a flight to Texas.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The SF Trooper asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Conventional Army Officer if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than let liquor touch my lips."
The Special Forces type then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."
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01-29-2004, 20:34
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That, is funny:
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04-10-2007, 11:54
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Found this gem...hope it is OK to bring it back, but LMAO!
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04-10-2007, 12:46
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Now that was too funny - I'm surprised the Conventional West Point officer would ride back with the 'common folk'.
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04-10-2007, 12:59
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Delightful.
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04-10-2007, 18:12
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Originally Posted by Hipshot
Now that was too funny - I'm surprised the Conventional West Point officer would ride back with the 'common folk'.
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04-10-2007, 19:03
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04-10-2007, 19:33
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Grin big
That's another keeper for the email friends.
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04-11-2007, 15:11
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So this same conventional West Point officer is taking a leak at a urinal not far from a USNA admiral. They finish about the same time, and the admiral walks to the sinks to wash his hands while the USMA officer checks his uniform in the mirror and gets ready to leave. The admiral clears his throat and says, "You know, son, at Navy they teach us to wash our hands after using the head." The USMA officer looks over his shoulder on the way out the door and says "Yes sir, but at West Point, they teach us not to piss all over our fingers."
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