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Old 11-08-2009, 16:25   #1
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Talking Funniest movie line ever
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkzV5AIK8iM

what a punchline
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Old 11-08-2009, 17:08   #2
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LOL, That was funny.
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Old 11-10-2009, 12:46   #3
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Text version for those of us deployed and unable to watch youtube?
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Old 11-10-2009, 13:19   #4
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lol
Haha I like it! What movie is that?
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Old 11-10-2009, 13:37   #5
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Larry Lawrence (Bob Hope): You live here?

Geoff Montgomery (Richard Carlson): Yes.

Larry Lawrence: Then maybe you know what a zombie is.

Geoff Montgomery: When a person dies and is buried it seems that certain voodoo priests who have the power to bring them back to life.

Mary Carter (Paulette Goddard): How horrible.

Geoff Montgomery: It's worse than horrible because a zombie has no will of his own. You see them sometimes walking around blindly with dead eyes, following orders, not knowing what they do, not caring.

Larry Lawrence: You mean like Democrats?



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Old 11-10-2009, 14:11   #6
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A Bridge Too Far....
IMHO from , " A Bridge Too Far"

( As US and British troops link up in Holland)


Col. Robert Stout: I'm Bobby Stout.

Lt. Colonel J.O.E. Vandeleur: Have you ever been liberated before?

Col. Robert Stout: I got divorced twice, does that count?

Lt. Colonel J.O.E. Vandeleur: That counts.
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Old 11-10-2009, 14:14   #7
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IMHO From , " A Bridge Too Far"

( As US and British troops linkup in Holland)


Col. Robert Stout: I'm Bobby Stout.

Lt. Colonel J.O.E. Vandeleur: Have you ever been liberated before?

Col. Robert Stout: I got divorced twice, does that count?

Lt. Colonel J.O.E. Vandeleur: That counts.
I like it...............

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Old 11-10-2009, 16:20   #8
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One of my favourites...

Classic stuff from a bridge to far.

Link - We havn't the room to accomidate your surrender

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