Hope someone laughs

[Soak60]

Ahh, well I'm not good at these.

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip to get away from London, and the constant stream of people demanding they solve overly clever mysteries.

They find a nice stream, put up their tent, catch a fish and cook it, then have a bottle of wine and smoke around the campfire, then crawl into their sleeping bags in the tent.

In the middle of the night, Holmes nudges Watson awake. "I say old chap, look up and tell me what you see."

Watson looks up at the stars, ponders awhile, and says "From the amount of stars in the sky, I would deduce that the galaxy is large beyond my comprehension. From the position of the moon it looks to be around three thirty, and the position of Mars relative to Saggittarius would indicate we shall have a troublesome week ahead."

Holmes considered this for a minute, then said, " Watson you idiot, some arse has stolen our tent."

Hope someone laughs, anyways

[nmap]

Definitely worth a laugh! Thank you.

[Richard]

Good one...it often pays to have a firm grasp of the obvious.

That’s kind of like the guy that worked at a manufacturing plant. Each day when he would leave for home, he’d be pushing a wheel barrow full of sand. The guard would stop him, search the sand, find nothing, then let him pass.

After many years, both the worker and guard were set to retire. On that last day, as per normal, the guy came with his wheelbarrow full of sand, the guard searched it and found nothing. So the guard said, “I know you’ve been stealing something all these years yet I’ve never found anything. So, this being our last day, I just have to know: what is it that you’ve been taking?”

“Simple,” the worker replied, “wheelbarrows.”

Richard's $.02