Man shoots self while teaching firearms safety

Sdiver · 09-22-2009, 11:16

Darwin is alive and well in Missouri.

http://www.kmbc.com/news/21050801/detail.html

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Man Shoots Self While Teaching Firearms Safety

IMPERIAL, Mo. -- An eastern Missouri man is dead after accidentally shooting himself while teaching firearms safety to his girlfriend.

KSDK-TV reported that 40-year-old James Looney, of Imperial, died of a gunshot wound to the head.

The shooting happened Friday. Jefferson County Sheriff Glenn Boyer told the station that according to witnesses, Looney was demonstrating how to use the different safety mechanisms on several guns. Witnesses told authorities that Looney would put the guns to his head, ask his girlfriend if she thought the gun would go off, then pull the trigger.

The safety mechanisms worked for the first two guns. But the third gun fired. Looney died Saturday at a hospital.

rubberneck · 09-22-2009, 11:22

Darwin at work.

glebo · 09-22-2009, 11:25

welll....he was definetly "looney"

greenberetTFS · 09-22-2009, 11:36

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Originally Posted by glebo

welll....he was definetly "looney"

tunes and merry melody's.................

Big Teddy

Sdiver · 09-22-2009, 12:31

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Originally Posted by greenberetTFS

tunes and merry melody's.................

Big Teddy

Badee Badee Badee....That's all Folks.

Dozer523 · 10-21-2009, 07:04

Yes, it's that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed. Here is the glorious winner:

1. When his 38 caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked.

And now, the honorable mentions:

2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat cutting machine and submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved.

3. A man who shovelled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her.

4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies claiming they were not mad but had been picked up by the driver. The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days.

5. An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit.

6. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer... $15. [If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, is a crime committed?]

7. An Arkansas man wanted some beer pretty badly so he decided he'd throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block hit the window, bounced back hitting the would-be thief on the head and knocking him unconscious. The liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on the stores CCTV.

8. As a female shopper left a New York store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police apprehended the thief. They put him in the patrol car and drove him back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied, "Yes, officer, that's her. That's the lady I stole the purse from."

9. The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan at 5 A.M., flashed a gun, and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said that these weren't available for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away again. - THIS WAS AWARDED THE 5-STAR STUPIDITY AWARD WINNER

10. When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a motor home near vomit and spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man had admitted to trying to steal gasoline, but he pushed his siphon hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever had.

In the interest of bettering mankind, please share these with friends and family....unless of course one of these individuals by chance is a distant relative or long lost friend. In that case, be glad they are distant and hope they remain lost.

*** Remember.... They walk among us!!!*** And They Breed ...... Be very afraid!!

JAGO · 10-21-2009, 09:20

Remeber this one?

DEA agent shoots self while teaching firearms safety class to children

http://www.clickorlando.com/news/4299670/detail.html

the video is linked in the story.

LongWire · 10-21-2009, 10:04

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Remeber this one?

DEA agent shoots self while teaching firearms safety class to children

http://www.clickorlando.com/news/4299670/detail.html

the video is linked in the story.

Damn Beat me to it........i'm the only one professional enough to be a Jackass!!!!!!

LongWire · 10-21-2009, 10:07

Here's a better link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eP6UvNgbqIA

Richard · 10-22-2009, 07:30

Personally...I think everyone who exhibits this guy's weapons handling SA needs to know how to safely shoot himself without injuring others.

Richard's $.02

Dozer523 · 10-22-2009, 13:19

I like how he sort of tries to stick with the POI. Not like he thought he was hurt or anything or was that shock-induced denail?

ZonieDiver · 10-22-2009, 14:00

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I like how he sort of tries to stick with the POI. Not like he thought he was hurt or anything or was that shock-induced denail?

Hell, no! He is just "one tough Mother..."! (Watch your mouth!) But, I'm talkin' about Shaft...!

Five-O · 10-22-2009, 15:03

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Originally Posted by LongWire

Damn Beat me to it........i'm the only one professional enough to be a Jackass!!!!!!

Anyone that knows him (ahem) is not surprised he did that.

LongWire · 10-22-2009, 15:13

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Originally Posted by Five-O

Anyone that knows him (ahem) is not surprised he did that.

Nice!!!!!

But to be fair, his buddy who checked his chamber did him no favors!!!!!

ES 96 · 10-22-2009, 16:15

Five-O, ever been to Escondido, Cali per chance? I hear they make some mean brew there...

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Anyone that knows him (ahem) is not surprised he did that.

I take it you're acquainted?

+1 for ejecting the chambered round
-∞ for not dropping the loaded mag, chambering a fresh round, then bypassing the Glock's only true active safety (his brain)

What exactly was he trying to do anyway when he NDed? His left hand is back on the slide so was his intention retract/lock to replace initially ejected round and holster before moving on to the next firearm?

Then there's this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnCnqOQSQ8E