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Old 09-18-2009, 08:28   #1
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The economy is so bad that......

I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

The Mafia is laying off judges.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

Congress says they are looking into the Bernard Madoff scandal.
Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear.


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Old 09-18-2009, 08:32   #2
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All the illegal immigrant day laborers went back to Guatemala.
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Old 09-18-2009, 08:33   #3
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LOL

Not far from the mark........sadly.

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Old 09-18-2009, 12:45   #4
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LOL

Not far from the mark........sadly.

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RF 1 and BMT,are right on target...............

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