A true love story

[Sdiver]

Mike was going to marry Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat.

He said, "Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to your mother and said, "Here, try these on." She did and said, "These pants are too big, I can't wear them." I replied, "Exactly, I wear the pants in this family and I always will."

"Ever since that night, we have never had any problems."

Mike thought about this and decided he too would try this. On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to his new wife Karen, "Here, try these on." She did as asked and said, "These are too big, They don't fit me."

"Exactly", said Mike. "I wear the pants in this family and I always will. Don't you ever forget that."

Karen looked at him and said, "Okay". She then took her pants off and handed them to Mike. "Here, you try on my pants."

Mike did as he was asked, and found them to be too small. He looked at his new bride and said, "I can't get into your pants."

"Exactly", said Karen. "And if you don't change your smart ass attitude, you NEVER will."


.....and they lived happily ever after.

[Rogue]

BWAHAHAHA

[Saoirse]

LMAO An oldie but a goodie! Thanks for the laugh Sdiver!