The year is 1947

[Kyobanim]

Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947 , a little over 60 years
ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico . This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:

Albert A. Gore, Jr..
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses?
I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things
for you. It did for me.

No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens!

Now You Know.

[Red Flag 1]

AHHHHHHHHHHH!

This answers a lot of questions!

I still think Zero is an alien......take that any way you like

RF 1

Must be a lot of unreported alien landings to account for the rest of the breed.

[Mitch]

My job -these days is to use statisticas to prove, or disprove assumptions.

I looked at this list - smiled and thought how fitting it was that all these folks were Alien Bastards - but then the sanity check jumped in and there I went - checking facts. Actually none were born in April of 1948 - but Gore is close.

See the actual birth dates below.

Originally Posted by Kyobanim

Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947 , a little over 60 years
ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico . This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:

Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses?
I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things
for you. It did for me.

No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens!

Now You Know.

Albert A. Gore, Jr. - March 31, 1948 - Close enough
Hillary Rodham - October 26, 1947 - 1 year off
John F. Kerry - December 11, 1943 - 5 years off
William J. Clinton - August 19, 1946 - 2 years off
Howard Dean - November 17, 1948 - 6 months off
Nancy Pelosi - March 26, 1940 - 8 years off
Dianne Feinstein - June 22, 1933 - 15 years off
Charles E. Schumer - November 23, 1950 - 2 years off
Barbara Boxer - November 11, 1940 - 8 yearsoff

Originally Posted by Mitch

My job -these days is to use statisticas to prove, or disprove assumptions.

I looked at this list - smiled and thought how fitting it was that all these folks were Alien Bastards - but then the sanity check jumped in and there I went - checking facts. Actually none were born in April of 1948 - but Gore is close.

See the actual birth dates below.



Albert A. Gore, Jr. - March 31, 1948 - Close enough
Hillary Rodham - October 26, 1947 - 1 year off
John F. Kerry - December 11, 1943 - 5 years off
William J. Clinton - August 19, 1946 - 2 years off
Howard Dean - November 17, 1948 - 6 months off
Nancy Pelosi - March 26, 1940 - 8 years off
Dianne Feinstein - June 22, 1933 - 15 years off
Charles E. Schumer - November 23, 1950 - 2 years off
Barbara Boxer - November 11, 1940 - 8 yearsoff

There you go, letting facts get in the way of a good yarn.