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Old 07-13-2009, 17:00   #1
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Mae West

Mae Wast was quite a woman!!! Read these quotes of hers online...

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/au.../mae_west.html


A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.
Mae West

A hard man is good to find.
Mae West

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
Mae West

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.
Mae West

A man in the house is worth two in the street.
Mae West

A man's kiss is his signature.
Mae West

A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.
Mae West

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
Mae West

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.
Mae West

Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it - come on up.
Mae West

Any time you've got nothing to do and lots of time to do it come on up.
Mae West

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.
Mae West

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Mae West

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.
Mae West
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Old 07-13-2009, 17:37   #2
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Do it right, and Mae West will keep you afloat

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Old 07-13-2009, 18:42   #3
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Do it right, and Mae West will keep you afloat

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Or...

"I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure."
Mae West

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Old 07-13-2009, 19:28   #4
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Damm, all that girl and me on a diet......
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Old 07-13-2009, 21:39   #5
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Mae Wast was quite a woman!!! Read these quotes of hers online...

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/au.../mae_west.html


A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.
Mae West

A hard man is good to find.
Mae West

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
Mae West

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.
Mae West

A man in the house is worth two in the street.
Mae West

A man's kiss is his signature.
Mae West

A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.
Mae West

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
Mae West

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.
Mae West

Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it - come on up.
Mae West

Any time you've got nothing to do and lots of time to do it come on up.
Mae West

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.
Mae West

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Mae West

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.
Mae West
Okay.....who here read that list, and could hear Mae's voice in your head as you were reading each line ????



That's right.....quit a few of you.




....and ladies.....



Who of you actually said those lines OUT LOUD in Mae's voice as you were reading them ?????




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