Old Joke-New Twist

BMT (RIP) · 06-04-2009, 13:23

Barack Obama was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.

Before the Secret Service guys could get to him,
3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.

The first kid said, 'I want to go to Disneyland '
Barack said, 'No problem, I'll take you there on my
special President's airplane.'

The second kid said, 'I want a new pair of Nike
Air Jordan 's shoes.' Barack said, 'I'll get them for you and even have Michael Jordan sign them!'

The third kid said, 'I want a motorized wheelchair
with a built in TV and stereo headset!'
Barack was a little perplexed by this and said,
'But you don't look like you're handicapped...'
The kid said, 'I will be after my dad finds out
I saved your Ass from drowning!'

gagners · 06-04-2009, 14:36

That kid must be my brother...

Vermonter · 06-09-2009, 12:45

Shouldn't you be doing S4 shit instead of surfing the web?

Where are my PMAGs?!?

Red Flag 1 · 06-09-2009, 13:00

I support kid # 3's Dad!!

BTW, I believe Zero has a "Jogging Czar" doing all his jogging now. Zero is way too busy, with date night and all.

Jogging Czar is probably the only jogger sporting a helmet with mirrors attached. It seems the jogger is concerned about being run over by a bus!!

RF 1