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05-28-2009, 18:02	#1
BMT (RIP) Quiet Professional Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Red State Posts: 3,774	Make Me Happy and Sad Joe tell's his wife" tell me something that will make me both happy and sad". Wife replies" your penis is bigger than all of your friend's". BMT __________________ Don't mess with old farts...age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill! Bullshit and brilliance only come with age and experience.
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05-28-2009, 18:59	#2
Razor Quiet Professional Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Colorado Springs Posts: 4,530	Ouch!
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05-28-2009, 19:12	#3
PSM Area Commander Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Cochise Co., AZ Posts: 6,200	Why did my wife laugh at this one? Pat __________________ "Hector Lives!" "The limits of tyrants are prescribed by the endurance of those whom they oppress." -- Frederick Douglass "The bigger the government, the smaller the citizen." -- Dennis Prager "The urge to save humanity is almost always only a false-face for the urge to rule it." --H.L. Mencken
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05-28-2009, 19:21	#4
armymom1228 Guest Posts: n/a	hahahahahaha... I laughed too...

05-28-2009, 19:21	#5
mojaveman Area Commander Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Clay House Stuttgart, Germany Posts: 2,671	Ah-ha!
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05-28-2009, 19:23	#6
Richard Quiet Professional Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: NorCal Posts: 15,370	How about "I want a divorce...and they're all your biological children." Richard's $.02 __________________ “Sometimes the Bible in the hand of one man is worse than a whisky bottle in the hand of (another)… There are just some kind of men who – who’re so busy worrying about the next world they’ve never learned to live in this one, and you can look down the street and see the results.” - To Kill A Mockingbird (Atticus Finch) “Almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.” - Robert Heinlein
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05-28-2009, 19:44	#7
Penn Area Commander Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 3,467	And they are migets....
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