05-26-2009, 12:35
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The Adult Learning Center
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ADULT LEARNING CENTER
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By Friday, June 29th 2009
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM
Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice..
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and=2 0Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM
Class 6
Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Q uietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 14< B>
The Stove/Oven-- What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
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05-26-2009, 13:30
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Rock On!!!!!!!
Hehehehe..... 
Holly
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05-26-2009, 21:33
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Will your Reason For Living be required to attend any of these sessions? Has something gone amiss since Saturday? 
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05-26-2009, 21:52
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Gents.......looks like a complete waste of money for those classes.
In this tough economy, I'd recommend using your money more wisely,like on New/More Guns, Ammo, Fishing Equipment, More/New Guns, Boats, Beer, Guns New/More of them, Knives, BBQ's (Grills for you Southern types), and More Guns.
....add to the list as you see fit.
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05-27-2009, 03:38
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Looks like the POI for the Air Command and Staff College at Maxwell-Gunter Air Force Base.
Richard's $.02
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05-27-2009, 03:54
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Location: 18 yrs upstate NY, 30 yrs South Florida, 20 yrs Conch Republic, now chasing G-Kids in NOVA & UK
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05-27-2009, 05:48
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Richard
Looks like the POI for the Air Command and Staff College at Maxwell-Gunter Air Force Base.
Richard's $.02 |
That's "The Air Command and Golf College" .
RF 1
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05-27-2009, 06:07
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Originally Posted by JJ_BPK
I feel a significant bias in the format and topic selection.. 
Which leads me be deduce silence as the only safe reply..  |
Let me guess.....
You're married, aren't you?
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05-27-2009, 07:33
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dozer523
Will your Reason For Living be required to attend any of these sessions? Has something gone amiss since Saturday? |
My reason for living is already well trained, therefore will not be required to attend said courses. I bet your's feels the same.
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05-27-2009, 08:04
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Quote:
Originally Posted by afchic
My reason for living is already well trained, therefore will not be required to attend said courses. I bet your's feels the same. |
I'm not sure how to take that 
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05-27-2009, 09:54
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dozer523
I'm not sure how to take that |
As a compliment of course!!! It seems she has trained you well, as evidenced by the cheesecake provided at this past weekend's party.
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