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Old 05-17-2009, 09:56   #1
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The Best Surgeon in California

Three Californian surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.

One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in California. In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."

The second surgeon said, "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident, I reattached them and two years later he won a gold medal in track and field events at the Olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now she's Speaker of the House."
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Old 05-17-2009, 11:26   #2
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And what a speaker she is!

It all makes sense now.........well sort a

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Old 05-17-2009, 20:01   #3
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Comedy zone? Should this be under medical pearls of wisdom? I mean its a true story right?
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