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Old 01-28-2004, 16:28   #1
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Welcome, airbornelawyer!

I am no longer alone!

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Old 01-28-2004, 16:31   #2
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Welcome ABL!

Say...what do ya got when you have two lawyers up to their necks in cement?? lol

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Old 01-28-2004, 16:31   #3
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Remora, my ass! Here you are:
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Old 01-28-2004, 16:32   #4
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RL has also been paying attention - he called out the QRF! LOL

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Old 01-28-2004, 16:32   #5
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Welcome ABL!

Say...what do ya got when you have two lawyers up to their necks in cement?? lol

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Not enough cement. You really wanna go down this road?
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Old 01-28-2004, 16:40   #6
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Remora, my ass!
A remora is like a cross between a shark and a leech. Somehow that seems appropriate.

So now I've got to find 100 things to say (or chicks with guns to post) before Bill the Cat can join me here?


Why are lawyers like sperm?
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Old 01-28-2004, 16:54   #7
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I don't know.

At the risk of having this thread moved to the humor section:

God decided to take the devil to court and settle their differences once and for all.

When Satan heard this, he laughed and said, “And where do you think you’re going to find a lawyer?”
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Old 01-28-2004, 16:57   #8
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Why are lawyers like sperm?

Because one in a million has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Old 01-28-2004, 17:00   #9
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How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?






















How many can you afford?
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