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Old 05-13-2009, 14:30   #1
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There is someone downrange with waaaaay to much time on thier hands. I recieve this gem this morning.. NO liquids in the mouth when you read it.. I know some males here can relate.
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A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds
attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: If she is
ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or
menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in
his chest while he is on fire. No further studies are expected
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Old 05-13-2009, 14:50   #2
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Its the SAME guy.
I KNOW that guy!
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Old 05-13-2009, 15:32   #3
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There is someone downrange with waaaaay to much time on thier hands. I recieve this gem this morning.. NO liquids in the mouth when you read it.. I know some males here can relate.
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That explains the lack of quality spears on the market today.

I expect the life insurance premiums of professional spear makers will now go out of sight, if they are married.

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Old 05-14-2009, 06:01   #4
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You guys do know why it is called PMS right?
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Wisdom is knowing it is great on a hamburger but not so great sticking one up your ass.

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Old 05-14-2009, 06:23   #5
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Because mad cow disease was taken.....ah thank ya....
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Old 05-14-2009, 15:15   #6
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More balls than I've got.
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Rick B.

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Wisdom is knowing it is great on a hamburger but not so great sticking one up your ass.

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Old 05-14-2009, 17:13   #7
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Because mad cow disease was taken.....ah thank ya....
LOL!!!

Thanks, I needed to laugh today! hehehe

Holly--->searching for my "man joke" leaflets...Now where are they???...hmmmm.
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Old 05-14-2009, 21:22   #8
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Holly--->searching for my "man joke" leaflets...Now where are they???...hmmmm.
Check over by your spear.
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Old 05-15-2009, 15:12   #9
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Check over by your spear.
Sdiver,

I do not have a "spear?"

And cannot do a joke now...as it would fail miserably in this SOC/ (slash) PS crowd!hehehe

You are King, Sdiver, when it comes to these follies! And after all these years...am formally saluting You!

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Old 05-15-2009, 18:26   #10
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There is someone downrange with waaaaay to much time on thier hands. I recieve this gem this morning.. NO liquids in the mouth when you read it.. I know some males here can relate.
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What a coincidence!

I live in the greater Los Angeles area and I am certain that my ex was involved in that study by UCLA.

She wasn't into throwing spears but rather anything that was handy at the moment of rage. Beer bottles, hair brushes, food, shoes, etc.

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