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The Patriot Micro-Communications Chip
- The Patriot Micro-Communications Chip (PMCC) is designed as a cost-effective, one-time use, uni-directional implant for terrorists seeking to speak with God.
- The precision implant is specifically designed to be installed by select military personnel into the forehead/temple regions of individually identified terrorists.
- When properly installed it will allow the implantee to immediately communicate directly with God.
- The PMCC comes in a variety of sizes (see graphic chart).
Disclaimer - - The PMCC may cause some short-lived pain during the implant procedure.
- Known side effects include temporary dizziness, headaches, bleeding and/or swelling that may occur near the selected point of implantation.
- The procedure - when properly performed - is irreversable.
If you know someone who could benefit from a PMCC implant, contact the United States Special Operations Command to arrange an appointment. Implant fees may be waived for deserving implantees.
Richard's $.02 
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“Sometimes the Bible in the hand of one man is worse than a whisky bottle in the hand of (another)… There are just some kind of men who – who’re so busy worrying about the next world they’ve never learned to live in this one, and you can look down the street and see the results.” - To Kill A Mockingbird (Atticus Finch)
“Almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.” - Robert Heinlein
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