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Old 04-27-2009, 18:59   #1
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leaders been kidnapped.

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown
Chicago. Nothing was moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his
window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks,
"What happened, what's the hold up?”"

The Man Replies, "Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton,
Oprah Winfrey, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. They are
asking for a $10 Million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them
with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up
a collection."

The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone
giving?"


The man replies, "About a gallon"
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Old 04-27-2009, 19:53   #2
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A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown
Chicago. Nothing was moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his
window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks,
"What happened, what's the hold up?”"

The Man Replies, "Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton,
Oprah Winfrey, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. They are
asking for a $10 Million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them
with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up
a collection."

The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone
giving?"


The man replies, "About a gallon"
Good One I needed a laugh....
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Old 04-27-2009, 20:07   #3
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<applauding> I LOVE IT!! LOL
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Old 04-27-2009, 20:10   #4
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I can mosdef spare a gallon. Should I siphon it now or later?
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Old 04-27-2009, 21:26   #5
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I'm stealing it.
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Old 04-27-2009, 21:32   #6
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I'm stealing it.
you are stealing my gasoline? sorry, I am not sharing... am saving it for
a special occasion.
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Old 04-27-2009, 21:39   #7
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Dang it! Well I guess I'm gonna have to send matches instead.
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Old 04-28-2009, 18:00   #8
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I just filled up, help yourself...
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