leaders been kidnapped.

[RT AXE 10]

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown
Chicago. Nothing was moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his
window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks,
"What happened, what's the hold up?”"

The Man Replies, "Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton,
Oprah Winfrey, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. They are
asking for a $10 Million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them
with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up
a collection."

The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone
giving?"


The man replies, "About a gallon"

[SF_BHT]

Originally Posted by RT AXE 10

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown
Chicago. Nothing was moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his
window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks,
"What happened, what's the hold up?”"

The Man Replies, "Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton,
Oprah Winfrey, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. They are
asking for a $10 Million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them
with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up
a collection."

The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone
giving?"


The man replies, "About a gallon"

Good One I needed a laugh....

[Saoirse]

<applauding> I LOVE IT!! LOL

I can mosdef spare a gallon. Should I siphon it now or later?

[BoyScout]

I'm stealing it.

Originally Posted by BoyScout

I'm stealing it.

you are stealing my gasoline? sorry, I am not sharing... am saving it for
a special occasion.

[BoyScout]

Dang it! Well I guess I'm gonna have to send matches instead.

[Gypsy]

I just filled up, help yourself...