04-08-2009, 00:52
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Irish Viagra
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice
on reviving her husband's libido.
'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor...
'Not a chance', she said. 'He won't even take an aspirin.'
'Not a problem,' replied the doctor.'Give him an 'Irish Viagra. It's
when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try,
and call me in a week to let me know how things went.'
It wasn't a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired
as to her progress.
The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah!
T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!'
'Really? What happened?' asked the doctor.
'Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect
was almost immediate.
He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants
a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups and
tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there
passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute
nightmare!'
'Why so terrible?' asked the doctor, 'Do you mean the sex your husband
provided wasn't good?'
'O Sweet Jaysus, 'twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm
sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!'
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04-08-2009, 08:29
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Now that is funny!  (Well, except for the impotence-angle in aging males...that's not funny at all.) 
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04-08-2009, 10:44
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ZD, The sad part of that story unfortunately is true,but it still is very funny LMAO.. 
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04-08-2009, 11:51
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Originally Posted by ZonieDiver
Now that is funny! (Well, except for the impotence-angle in aging males...that's not funny at all.) |
Not that I have any personal knowledge about anything such as that... 
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04-08-2009, 12:22
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Not that I have any personal knowledge about anything such as that... |
There is always popsicle sticks and string ya know...I do understand that one is required to remove the splinters left behind with ones teeth.. or so says my EX.. I would have no first hand knowledge of this however. Mere rumor
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04-24-2009, 03:00
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The Orish dont need Viagra.....We have Guinness
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04-24-2009, 09:18
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Originally Posted by Irish_Army01
The Orish dont need Viagra.....We have Guinness |
Guinness is mother's milk, will cure what ails ya.....or just drink enough and ya won't care what is ailing ya!!! lol
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04-24-2009, 11:07
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ZonieDiver
Now that is funny! (Well, except for the impotence-angle in aging males...that's not funny at all.) |
Impotence, We don't have NO damn impotence .......................
GB TFS
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I believe that SF is a 'calling' - not too different from the calling missionaries I know received. I knew instantly that it was for me, and that I would do all I could to achieve it. Most others I know in SF experienced something similar. If, as you say, you HAVE searched and read, and you do not KNOW if this is the path for you --- it is not....
Zonie Diver
SF is a calling and it requires commitment and dedication that the uninitiated will never understand......
Jack Moroney
SFA M-2527, Chapter XXXVII
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