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Doctors' Opinion of Financial Bail-Out Package:
Doctors' Opinion of Financial Bail-Out Package:
The Allergists voted to scratch it, and the
Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The
Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the
Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve, and the
Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted. The
Pathologists yelled, 'Over my dead body!' while the
Pediatricians said, 'Oh, grow up!' The
Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, the
Radiologists could see right through it, and the
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The
Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the
Plastic Surgeons said, 'This puts a whole new face on the matter.' The
Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the
Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water. The
Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the
Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no. In the end, the
Proctologists left the decision up to some assholes in Washington.
Interestingly, the Dentists had no opinion on this!
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