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Old 03-18-2009, 23:34   #1
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Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the Helicopter in front of the
White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.

The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, Salutes, and says:
"Nice pigs, Sir."

The President replies: "These are not pigs. These are authentic
Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary
Clinton
and
I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."

The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, Salutes, and says:
"Excellent trade, sir.
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Old 03-19-2009, 07:31   #2
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lol /tomato
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Old 03-19-2009, 08:07   #3
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ROFLMAO
Contrary to popular belief Marines do have a sense of humor.
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Old 03-19-2009, 09:10   #4
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Even a "crawling on it's belly" reptile would have been a good trade for Clinton and Pelosi
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