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Old 03-17-2009, 13:19   #1
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How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb?

One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !!

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I'm sorry...what was the question?
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Old 03-17-2009, 13:43   #2
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MOM! is that you?
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Old 03-17-2009, 14:38   #3
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It's HOT in here....OPEN THE DAMNED WINDOW!!!!

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Old 03-17-2009, 16:57   #4
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Hey now!
I resemble these remarks.......
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Old 03-17-2009, 17:04   #5
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Razor,
You have a mike in this place?
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Old 03-18-2009, 12:34   #6
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It's HOT in here....OPEN THE DAMNED WINDOW!!!!

Thanks dear.

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LOL RF... the correct lady-like polite term would be "having a personal summer" instead of "HOT" flashes!

Yeah you guys make fun of us but lets not forget what the word "menopause" starts with..... MEN!!!! LMAO

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Old 03-18-2009, 13:40   #7
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LOL RF... the correct lady-like polite term would be "having a personal summer" instead of "HOT" flashes!
LMAO! I am passing that one to my mom who keeps her thermostat at 65 degrees due to constant "personal summer" while the rest of us get the sniffles due to general winter storm conditions in the house!
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Old 03-18-2009, 14:02   #8
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... Yeah you guys make fun of us but lets not forget what the word "menopause" starts with..... MEN!!!! ...
Can I hear an AMEN!!!!!

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Old 03-18-2009, 14:45   #9
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Can I hear an AMEN!!!!!

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AMEN! Though I have yet to experience it at 35, am sure it will be comming...Jeeez!

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