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Annual Physicals
An elderly married couple scheduled their annual medical examination the
same day so they could travel together.
After the examination, the doctor then said to the elderly man: "You
appear
to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to
ask
me
about?"
"In fact, I do," said the old man. "After I have sex with my wife, the
first
time I am usually hot and sweaty, and then, after I have sex with her
the
second time, I am usually cold and chilly."
After examining the elderly lady, the doctor said, "Everything appears
to be
fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss
with
me?"
The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns. The doctor then
asked: "Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is
usually
hot and sweaty after having sex the first time with you and then cold
and
chilly after the second time. Do you know why?"
"Oh that crazy old fart!" she replied. "That's because the first time is
usually around July and the second time is usually in December!
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