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A Russian man walks through the doors of a bar, looking as depressed as one can ever be. He goes over to the guy behind the counter and asks for 10 shots of vodka. The surprised bartender says, "Whoa, you sure you want that many?". "Yeah, that's I want", says the Russian, "Today, I just found out my younger brother is gay." "Oh, I feel so sorry for you.", says the bartender. The man walks out after drinking down the glasses.
The following day, the same man go inside the same bar and asks for what he ordered last time; "Hit me with 10 shots of vodka." The same bartender asks, "Bet you've had another bad day. What is it this time?". "I also found out my older brother is gay.", the Russian man replies. "Again? [the man quickly chugs down the vodkas] Dude, you are really unfortunate. Best wishes to you.", says the bartender and the Russian leaves.
On the third day, the same Russian man goes into the same bar and talks to the same bartender, again asking for "10 shots of vodka". Staring at him for a short while, "Does anybody in your family like women?", asks the man behind the counter. The Russian replies, "My wife does."
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The opportunity to secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.
Sun Tzu-The Art of War
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