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Jewish Tie Salesman
A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water was plodding through the Afghanistan
Desert when he saw something far off in the distance.
Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the object, only to find an old
Jewish man at a small stand selling ties. The Taliban asked, "Do you have
Water?"
The Jewish man replied, "I have no water but would you like to buy a tie?
They are only $5."
The Taliban shouted, "Idiot! I do not need an overpriced tie. I need water
I should kill you, but I must find water first".
"OK", said the old Jewish man, "it does not matter that you do not want to
Buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than
That. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you
Will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need.
Shalom".
Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the hill.
Several hours later he staggered back.
"Your ****ing brother won't let me in without a tie."
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-Lex Talionis
-"Certainly there is no hunting like the hunting of man and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never really care for anything else thereafter." -Hemingway
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