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Old 02-24-2009, 18:14   #1
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Sometimes the editor doesn't catch it...
From my local online news source....great work by the Deputy...but the headline does NOT do the the man justice....


Police officer in bathroom makes crack bust
February 24, 2009 - 3:55pm

ELKTON, Md. - The Cecil County Sheriff's Office says a deputy about to take a bathroom break at a gas station smelled crack cocaine and made a quick arrest.

Police spokesman Lt. Bernard Chiominto says Deputy John Lines was waiting to use the bathroom at Wawa convenience store in Elkton when he smelled crack cocaine from outside the bathroom.

Lines then saw 27-year-old Donald Boan come out of the bathroom. Chiominto says Lines went in the bathroom, saw drug paraphernalia and arrested Boan, who police say had glassy eyes and dilated pupils.

Police say Boan resisted arrest and was subdued using pepper spray. He is charged with assault, resisting arrest and possession of drug paraphernalia after police found drug paraphernalia in his pockets.
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Old 02-24-2009, 18:21   #2
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Police officer in bathroom makes crack bust
The New York Post is notorious for making headlines like this.
What a good, righteous bust! Good job, Deputy!!! Crack cocaine has a distinct bleach smell and if you don't see nice clean white laundry, its crack!!!
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Old 02-24-2009, 18:26   #3
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Ret10Echo,

I love it! Looks like the newspapers are trying anything they can to get viewership up.

Alternate headline for the story:

"Police officer flushes out drug use in bathroom. Perp caught with pants around ankles."


(okay, maybe not)


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Old 02-24-2009, 19:19   #4
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Good to see the police 'cracking down' on such activity.

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Old 02-24-2009, 21:08   #5
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LMAO

This is definitely a Jay Leno "Headlines".

You should print it off and send it in.
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Old 02-24-2009, 21:14   #6
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From my local online news source....great work by the Deputy...but the headline does NOT do the the man justice....


Police officer in bathroom makes crack bust


I thought maybe he arrested a plumber.
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