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Old 02-17-2009, 13:44   #1
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Church Gossip

Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business…. Several members did not approve of her extra curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence… She made a mistake, however, when she accused Frank, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's only bar one after noon. . .
She emphatically told Frank (and several others)that every one seeing it there WOULD KNOW WHAT HE WAS DOING !

Frank, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away…He didn't explain, defend, or deny…He said nothing….
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Later that evening, Frank quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house … walked home . . .and left it there all night !!! (You gotta love Frank !)
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Old 02-17-2009, 14:15   #2
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Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business…. Several members did not approve of her extra curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence… She made a mistake, however, when she accused Frank, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's only bar one after noon. . .
She emphatically told Frank (and several others)that every one seeing it there WOULD KNOW WHAT HE WAS DOING !

Frank, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away…He didn't explain, defend, or deny…He said nothing….
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Later that evening, Frank quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house … walked home . . .and left it there all night !!! (You gotta love Frank !)
LMAO Sir!!!

Yet another reason NOT to drink apple-juice and read PS.com...hehehe...darn keyboards stick when spewed with the stuff!

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Old 02-17-2009, 14:37   #3
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LMAO!!!

Way ta go Frank!!!!!

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Old 02-17-2009, 14:40   #4
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LMAO!!!

Way ta go Frank!!!!!

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Ya know, living in "rural" America...I can totally see this happening for real! That's why it is so darn funny!!!

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Old 02-17-2009, 15:19   #5
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I wonder what Groups Frank served with.
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