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Old 02-17-2009, 11:45   #1
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Dumb Blond Joke................

Subject: Double Window Pane



Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with
that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and
today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them.

He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole
year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.

Hellloooo,...........just because I'm blonde
doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I
told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me
last year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for
themselves!



Helllooooo? It's been a year! I told him.
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I
finally just hung up. He never called back. I bet he
felt like an idiot.

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Old 02-17-2009, 12:00   #2
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Subject: Double Window Pane

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with
that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and
today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them.

He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole
year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.

Hellloooo,...........just because I'm blonde
doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I
told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me
last year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for
themselves!

Helllooooo? It's been a year! I told him.
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I
finally just hung up. He never called back. I bet he
felt like an idiot.

GB TFS
Sir,

LOL! Seems like she used her "jedi-mind-trick" on him, and it worked!

Holly

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Old 02-17-2009, 12:09   #3
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Have to agree with Holly! Hellllooooooooo, one dumb caller....one crafty blond!

My kinda girl!


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Old 02-17-2009, 21:57   #4
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Must have been Red Head PRTENDING to be a Blonde......Helloooooooooooo
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Old 02-18-2009, 18:03   #5
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Must have been Red Head PRTENDING to be a Blonde......Helloooooooooooo
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Old 02-18-2009, 18:48   #6
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Must have been Red Head PRTENDING to be a Blonde......Helloooooooooooo
Yeahhhhhh You know those Red-Heads are sneaky little devils.
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Old 02-18-2009, 19:28   #7
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Yeahhhhhh You know those Red-Heads are sneaky little devils.
Not gonna comment on red-heads anymore...

But...Hot Latinas are a force to be reckoned with...as am sure You are familiar!

(Note to All: They worship SF_BHT...and rightfully so!)

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Old 02-18-2009, 21:17   #8
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Yeahhhhhh You know those Red-Heads are sneaky little devils.

We've no need to sneak around, I'd call us more...resourceful.
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Old 02-19-2009, 10:40   #9
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We've no need to sneak around, I'd call us more...resourceful.
Red Heads Sneaky little devils ?????

Naaaaaaaa......a Red Head will most DEFINATLY let you know when she is in a room or doing anything else.
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Must have been Red Head PRTENDING to be a Blonde......Helloooooooooooo
Or maybe she wasn't a blond or a redhead. Maybe she was a strawberry blond.
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Or maybe she wasn't a blond or a redhead. Maybe she was a strawberry blond.
That is what we call a Dizzzzzy Redhead.
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