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How many Dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
Border Collie: Just one, and I'll replace any wiring that is not up to code.
Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid thing.
Rottweiler: Make Me.
Lab: Oh, me, ME !!!! Please let me change the bulb !!!! Can I ??? Can I ??? Can I ??? Pleeeeaaassssssseeeeeeee !!!!!!!
Tibetan Terrier: Let the Border Collie do it, while you feed me.
Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes wiring the house, my nails will be dry.
German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led people from the dark, checked to make sure I haven't missed any, and make one more perimeter check.
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can pee on the carpet in the dark.
Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
Doberman: While it's dark, I'll just sleep on the sofa.
Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
Chihuahua: yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover....
Pointer: I see it. There it is. Right there.
Old English Sheep Dog: Light Bulb? I don't see any light bulb.
Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
Australian Shepherd: First, put all the light bulbs in a circle....
Basset Hound: ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz
Mastiff: Screw it in yourself. I'm not afraid of the dark.
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, our whole lives are ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid light bulb.
Bull Dog: Will I get in trouble if I break it?
Beagle: Light Bulb? I can't remember where I buried it.
Westie: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. How long before I can expect my light to be on?
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