01-26-2009, 15:32
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MEMORY TEST
This is NOT a pushover test. There are 20 questions. Average score is 12. It will help if you are over 60! This one will be difficult for the younger set. Have fun, but no peeking! When you forward this to your friends/family, put your score in the subject line & let them know your score. Don't forget to forward it to me, as well. Good luck youngsters.
1. What builds strong bodies 12 ways?
A. Flintstones vitamins
B. The Buttmaster
C. Spaghetti
D. Wonder Bread
E. Orange Juice
F. Milk
G. Cod Liver Oil
2. Before he was Muhammed Ali, he was...
A. Sugar Ray Robinson
B. Roy Orbison
C. Gene Autry
D. Rudolph Valentino
E. Fabian
F. Mickey Mantle
G.. Cassius Clay
3.. Pogo, the comic strip character said, 'We have met the enemy and...
A. It's you
B. He is us
C. It's the Grinch
D. He wasn't home
E. He's really me an
F. We quit
G. He surrendered
4. Good night David.
A. Good night Chet
B. Sleep well
C. Good night Irene
D. Good night Gracie
E. See you later alligator
F. Until tomorrow
G. Good night Steve
5. You'll wonder where the yellow went...
A. When you use Tide
B. When you lose your crayons
C. When you clean your tub
D. If you paint the room blue
E. If you buy a soft water tank
F. When you use Lady Clairol
G. When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent
6. Before he was the Skipper's Little Buddy, Bob Denver was Dobie's friend...
A. Stuart Whitman
B. Randolph Scott
C. Steve Reeves
D. Maynard G. Krebbs
E. Corky B. Dork
F. Dave the Whale
G. Zippy Zoo
7. Liar, liar...
A. You're a liar
B. Your nose is growing
C. Pants on fire
D. Join the choir
E. Jump up higher
F. On the wire
G. I'm telling Mom
8. Meanwhile, back in Metropolis, Superman fights a never ending battle for truth, justice and...
A. Wheaties
B. Lois Lane
C. TV ratings
D. World peace
E. Red tights
F. The American way
G. News headlines
9. Hey kids! What time is it?
A. It's time for Yogi Bear
B. It's time to do your homework
C. It's Howdy Doody Time
D.. It's Time for Romper Room
E. It's bedtime
F. The Mighty Mouse Hour
G. Scooby Doo Time
10. Lions and tigers and bears...
A. Yikes
B. Oh no
C. Gee whiz
D. I'm scared
E. Oh my
F.. Help! Help!
G. Let's run
11. Bob Dylan advised us never to trust anyone....
A. Over 40
B. Wearing a uniform
C. Carrying a briefcase
D. Over 30
E. You don't know
F. Who says, 'Trust me'
G. Who eats tofu
12. NFL quarterback who appeared in a television commercial wearing women's stockings.....
A.. Troy Aikman
B. Kenny Stabler
C.. Joe Namath
D. Roger Staubach
E. Joe Montana
F. Steve Young
G. John Elway
13. Brylcream...
A. Smear it on
B. You'll smell great
C. Tame that cowlick
D. Grease ball heaven
E. It's a dream
F. We're your team
G. A little dab'll do ya
14. I found my thrill...
A... In Blueberry muffins
B. With my man, Bill
C. Down at the mill
D. Over the windowsill
E. With thyme and dill
F. Too late to enjoy
G. On Blueberry Hill
15. Before Robin Williams, Peter Pan was played by...
A. Clark Gable
B. Mary Martin
C. Doris Day
D. Errol Flynn
E. Sally Fields
F. Jim Carey
G. Jay Leno
16. Name the Beatles...
A. John, Steve, George, Ringo
B. John, Paul, George, Roscoe
C. John, Paul, Stacey, Ringo
D. Jay, Paul, George, Ringo
E. Lewis, Peter, George, Ringo
F. Jason, Betty, Skipper, Hazel
G. John, Paul, George, Ringo
17. I wonder, wonder, who..
A. Who ate the leftovers?
B. Who did the laundry?
C. Was it you?
D. Who wrote the book of love?
E. Who I am?
F. Passed the test?
G. Knocked on the door?
18. I'm strong to the finish...
A. Cause I eats my broccoli
B. Cause I eats me spinach
C. Cause I lift weights
0A
D. Cause I'm the hero
E. And don't you forget it
F. Cause Olive Oyl loves me
G.. To outlast Bluto
19. When it's least expected, you're elected, you're the star today...
A. Smile, you're on Candid Camera
B. Smile, you're on Star Search
C. Smile, you won the lottery
D. Smile, we're watching you
E. Smile, the world sees you
F. Smile, you're a hit
G. Smile, you're on TV
20. What do M & M's do?
A. Make your tummy happy
B. Melt in your mouth, not in your pocket
C. Make you fat
D. Melt your heart
E. Make you popular
F. Melt in your mouth, not in your hand
G. Come in colors
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01-26-2009, 16:05
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So how do we answer?
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01-26-2009, 16:13
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MEMORY TEST
Just put your score when you take the test.
I'll post the answer's Friday!!
BMT
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Don't mess with old farts...age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill! Bullshit and brilliance only come with age and experience.
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01-26-2009, 16:15
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Answer
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Originally Posted by Red Flag 1
So how do we answer?
RF 1
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If you didn't know the answer to 80% by just reading the question you're in trouble on this one.
Not sure about the QB in stockings - Joe did have all those shave girls rubbing on him.
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01-26-2009, 16:27
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Pete
If you didn't know the answer to 80% by just reading the question you're in trouble on this one.
Not sure about the QB in stockings - Joe did have all those shave girls rubbing on him.
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Only two I'm not sure of.
Nylons? Broadway Joe.
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01-26-2009, 16:54
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Knew them all..........
Feel old as dirt now...............
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Understand the problem; pull your weight. Appreciate. Be completely honest and trustworthy in all things. - Jeff Cooper
Practice honesty and integrity; rescue the man who has been wronged from the hands of his oppressor; do not exploit the stranger, the orphan, the widow; do no violence; shed no innocent blood in this place. Jer 22:3
“The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.” ~ Edmund Burke
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01-26-2009, 17:12
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You're right! I feel as old as dirt. I got them all right. too.
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01-26-2009, 18:03
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I'm sure about all but #1. I don't believe that the question is correct in #11.
Pat
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"The bigger the government, the smaller the citizen." -- Dennis Prager
"The urge to save humanity is almost always only a false-face for the urge to rule it." --H.L. Mencken
Last edited by PSM; 01-26-2009 at 18:34.
Reason: The question was wrong, not the answer.
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01-26-2009, 18:15
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I know I'm not old enough for all of these, just smart.
1. D
2. G
3. B ?
4. E ?
5. G
6. D ?
7. C
8. F
9. C
10. E
11. D
12. C
13. G ?
14. G
15. B
16. G
17. D
18. B
19. A
20. F
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01-26-2009, 18:16
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PSM
I don't believe that the correct answer in listed in #11.
Pat
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It is...
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01-26-2009, 18:30
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Gypsy
It is...
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I'm pretty sure that it wasn't Dylan. A search turns up a professor at UC Berkeley and Jerry Rubin. My money's on Rubin.
Pat
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"Hector Lives!"
"The limits of tyrants are prescribed by the endurance of those whom they oppress." -- Frederick Douglass
"The bigger the government, the smaller the citizen." -- Dennis Prager
"The urge to save humanity is almost always only a false-face for the urge to rule it." --H.L. Mencken
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01-26-2009, 18:32
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I'll be darned, always thought it was Dylan.
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01-26-2009, 18:39
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Memory -- what memory
Got all but two.
Not sure of
15 - Think it's "B"
19 - Think it's "A"
On some of these it SURE helps to be OLD
SnT
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01-26-2009, 18:40
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You're right! I feel as old as dirt. I got them all right. too.
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me too.
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01-26-2009, 18:41
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Originally Posted by Gypsy
I'll be darned, always thought it was Dylan.
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My post was upside down.  The question was wrong, I think. The answer was there but the attribution was, probably, incorrect.
Surely there must be some old SDS members on the board. No? None?  That's odd.
Pat
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"The limits of tyrants are prescribed by the endurance of those whom they oppress." -- Frederick Douglass
"The bigger the government, the smaller the citizen." -- Dennis Prager
"The urge to save humanity is almost always only a false-face for the urge to rule it." --H.L. Mencken
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