Why horses are better than men :
1. If they don't work out you can sell them.
2. They don't come with in-laws.
3. You don't have to worry about your children looking like them.
4. You never have to iron their saddle pads.
5. If you get too fat for one you can shop for a bigger one.
6. They smell good when they sweat.
7. You can repair their "clothes" with duct tape.
8. It's possible to keep them from "jumping the fence".
9. You can force them to stay in good physical condition...with a whip if necessary.
10. They don't want their turn at the computer.
11. They turn white with age, but not bald.
12. They've never *heard* of PMS.
13. They learn to accept restraint.
14. They love to go trail riding.
15. They don't care what you look like, as long as you have a carrot.
16. If your horse starts to stray, you can just throw a rope around his neck.
17. You can see to it that your horse is well groomed.
18. Once you break a horse, he'll always be obedient.
19. A horse can understand why you'd want to buy your shoes in sets of four.
20. Horses are into "stable" relationships.
21. You can have horses gelded and they hardly seem to notice.
22. A horse would rather munch his wild oats than sow them.
23. You can lead a horse to water, but a man will insist on driving and get you hopelessly lost.
24. Amy man would have to admit that, next to a horse, he feels somehow---inadequate.
25. There are plenty of good horses to go around!
Linear Mode
