THE ARGUMENT STOPPER
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father couldbeat up whose father. One boy said, "My father is better than your father."
The other kid said, "Well, my mother is better than your mother." The first boy paused, "I guess you're right. My father says the same thing."
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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
"Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing."
Optimus Prime
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