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Old 12-18-2008, 13:53   #1
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Wal-Mart tales

A husband and wife were shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks
up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.

"What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.

"They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans," he replied.

"Put them back, we can't afford them," demands the wife, and so they carry
on shopping.

A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and
puts it in their basket.

"What do you think you're doing?" Asks the husband.
"It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replied the wife.

Her husband retorts: "so does a case of Budweiser ---- and its half the
price."
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Old 12-18-2008, 15:59   #2
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I hope he got the case of beer..(LoL). But, knowing how things work,....face cream probably dominated.
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Old 12-19-2008, 07:38   #3
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Let me guess what he didn't get ----- just sayin'
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Old 12-19-2008, 08:01   #4
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Aaaaah yes......another chapter of married bliss captured among the isles of Wal-mart.


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Old 12-19-2008, 10:07   #5
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Let me guess what he didn't get ----- just sayin'
If he needed a case of beer for her to look good, he probably didn't want it anyway!
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Old 12-19-2008, 11:22   #6
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It's an ages old story...probably even biblical before the monks got ahold of it and editied it out of Genesis.

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