Hey, that portable sweat shop sewing machine would be a perfect gift for that Junior Engineer on the team who has all the S4 duties!
How about this one?
Richard's $.02
Quit scanning the shelves of the Hallmark store for that perfect ornament...because here it is!
The
Yule Doo Christmas Ornament can turn a crappy holiday into an even crappier one. This magnificent piece of poo is sprinkled with glitter and comes ready to hang with a red & green satin ribbon.
Fear not, the Yule Doo ornament is unscented. Measures approximately 3" high and 3" in diameter.
Add a unique touch to your Christmas Tree for only $5.95!!
http://www.baronbob.com/yuledoo-chri...18&PID=1973330