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'OLD' IS WHEN...
'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one, I can't do both!'
'OLD' IS WHEN... your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
'OLD' IS WHEN... a sexy babe catches your eye and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
'OLD' IS WHEN... going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
'OLD' IS WHEN... you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
'OLD' IS WHEN... you are cautioned to slow down by... the doctor instead of by the police.
'OLD' IS WHEN... "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today.
'OLD' IS WHEN... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
an 'all-nighter' means not getting up to pee
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"we also rejoice in our sufferings, because we know that suffering produces perseverance; perseverance, character; and character, hope" Rom. 5:3-4
"So we can suffer, and in suffering we know who we are" David Goggins
"Aide-toi, Dieu t'aidera " Jehanne, la Pucelle
Der, der Geld verliert, verliert einiges;
Der, der einen Freund verliert, verliert viel mehr;
Der, der das Vertrauen verliert, verliert alles.
INDNJC
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