No matter what this husband did in bed, his wife never achieved an orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to consult Dr Ruth.
The wife calls into Dr Ruth's radio program and, after listening to their story, she makes the following suggestion: 'Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you are making love, have the young man wave a towel over you. That will help your wife fantasize and should bring on an orgasm.'
They decide to follow Dr Ruth's advice. They hire a handsome young man and he waves a towel over them as they make love. It does not help and the wife is still unsatisfied.
Perplexed, they call Dr Ruth back. 'Okay,' she says to them, 'Try it reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them.'
Once again, they follow Dr Ruthi's advice. They go and hire, the same strapping young man. The young man gets into bed with the wife and the husband waves the towel. The young man gets to work with great enthusiasm and soon she has an enormous, room-shaking, ear-splitting screaming orgasm.
The husband smiles, looks at the exhausted young man and his happily satisfied wife, and says to him triumphantly, 'See that, you schmuck? Now THAT'S how you wave a towel!!'
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