WHY, WHY, WHY!!!

[Rogue]

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead?


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Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there is not enough money?


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Why does someone
believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet?


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Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?


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Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?


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Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?


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Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?


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If people evolved from apes,
why are there still apes?


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Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?


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Is there ever a day that mattresses
are not on sale?


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Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?


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Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?


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Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?


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How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?


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When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?'


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Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?


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In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?


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How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?


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And my FAVORITE......
The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

[SF_BHT]

Very good. Thanks for the Monday Post.

[echoes]

Originally Posted by Rogue

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Rogue,

Well my bubble bath is not white...and for a reason!

Am just a blonde...hahaha

Holly

[Longstreet]

Why is it only important people are assassinated and everyone else is just plain murdered?

If sandwich bread is square, then why is most luncheon meats round?

Why do weiners come in packages of twelve and buns in packages of eight?

Babies wake up almost every two hours or so, then why say, “sleep like a baby”?

Why did man walk on the moon before it was discovered that wheels could be put on luggage?

Why go to the top of a tall building only to put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Money does not grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Why do you “put your two cents in” when it is only “a penny for your thoughts”? What happens to the other penny?

Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

In prison why do they swab your arms with alcohol before they give you a lethal injection

Why do you park in a drive way and drive in a park way?

Why is it called the Afterlife when it's really Afterdeath?

Why is it called Afterdark when it's really Afterlight?

Why do Superheroes wear tights?

Why do Psychics keep sending me spam, don't they know I'm not interested?

Why do kids always make the wrong comment at the wrong time in front of the wrong people?

This last one is not a 'why' queston, but it does makes me scratch my head,

If the Buckaneers are called the Bucs then what are the Titans Called?