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Be Happy
Barrack Obama, Michelle Obama and Oprah Winfrey were flying on Obama's
private plane.
Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled and said, 'You know, I could throw a $1,000
bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.'
Oprah shrugged her shoulders and replied, 'I could throw ten $100 bills out
of the window and make ten people very happy.
Michelle added, 'That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills
out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.'
Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot,
'Such big-shots back there. Shit, I could throw all of their asses out
of the window and make 56 million people very happy.'
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"Are you listening or just waiting to talk?"
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
"Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing."
Optimus Prime
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