Reminds me of a 'poser' we dealt with while attending 300-F1 at FSH in 1971.
We were billeted in G Company in two of the wooden WW2 era barracks, and one floor of one of the barracks was shared with legs attending the X-Ray Tech program.
One Saturday as a couple of us were going out for a morning run (in plain white t-shirts with our last name and rank stenciled on the front and the Army's white PT shorts with an OD name tape sewn to the left leg), a new guy in Class A uniform was reporting in for the X-Ray Tech school. Noticing the novice jump wings on his uniform, one of the guys asked about Airborne School and the newbie started talking about being in Delta Company (Note-they were numbered then) and making jumps from aircraft which nobody jumped from.
With our BS meters pegged in the red and smoking

, we 'helped' the guy get his five jumps--off the aluminum emergency exit platform from the second story of the barracks to which he'd been assigned--and then gave him 'blood wings' with all of us taking a turn in 'pinning' them to his chest. He went to the 1SG and wanted action taken against us, but the 1SG was an old Airborne medic and he 'took action' by buying the keg of Pearl beer for us to consume during our next Saturday morning GI party.
The kid was removed from the X-Ray Tech school and sent off to some unit somewhere as a 91A.
Richard's $.02