Redneck Fire Alams

[FXCOfire]

Paducah, KENTUCKY- Local Fire Department officials are worried about a growing trend among college students to replace approved smoke detectors with 'Redneck Fire Alarms.' "This is one college prank that is not only not funny but very unsafe," said Deputy Chief Freda Payne. "If your house got hot enough to set off the popcorn it would be too late," remarked the frustrated safety official

[airbn5]

I can just see it now.. "Hey, whats that popping sound???"

At least it would have that smoked flavor during salvage and overhaul:

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Originally Posted by FXCOfire

Paducah, KENTUCKY- Local Fire Department officials are worried about a growing trend among college students to replace approved smoke detectors with 'Redneck Fire Alarms.' "This is one college prank that is not only not funny but very unsafe," said Deputy Chief Freda Payne. "If your house got hot enough to set off the popcorn it would be too late," remarked the frustrated safety official

Well, at least they are still in school.

If this was a frat house, it would make some dark sense I suppose. Whoever thought this up is likely below a 4.0 GPA.


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[Dozer523]

Deputy Chief Freda Payne needs to lighten up a little. Sounding a little too much like Deputy Fife!